2 hours ago   •   24,719 notes   •   VIA littlemissmeulin   •   SOURCE lonelychav
2 hours ago   •   41,476 notes   •   VIA littlemissmeulin   •   SOURCE officialunitedstates

officialunitedstates:

me at the club picking up girls:  hey how are you doing.  I would ask for your number but I already know it.  you’re #1.  I’ll call you later

3 hours ago   •   8,432 notes   •   VIA yet-another-trickster   •   SOURCE thesilenceofthefannibals

Like a big old mess, that’s me!

3 hours ago   •   138,761 notes   •   VIA yet-another-trickster   •   SOURCE designersof
3 hours ago   •   357,273 notes   •   VIA yet-another-trickster   •   SOURCE piratesofthecaribbean

its-aboutbloodytime:

theredrubyx:

Johnny Depp giving CPR to his jack Sparrow wig.

His stunt double is having the best day

Jack Sparrow laughing at another Jack Sparrow’s jokes just seems really appropriate

3 hours ago   •   74,308 notes   •   VIA hilloween   •   SOURCE clannyphantom

clannyphantom:

*takes gulp of vodka straight from the bottle* my day was fine

3 hours ago   •   6,484 notes   •   VIA the-sylph-of-butts   •   SOURCE boglio
3 hours ago   •   39,095 notes   •   VIA sixsaltysweets   •   SOURCE natvsharomanoff

natvsharomanoff:

There must always be a Thor. 

Thor #01

3 hours ago   •   216,825 notes   •   VIA deadwinterspirit   •   SOURCE stability

stability:

*annoying fifth grader voice*

haha spell icup